Remember when Fajr was at 5 am and Maghreb at 5:30? Good times!!!!

Every man wants a good girl to be bad just for him.

If you still look cute after a work out, then you did it all wrong .

Nothing is more sexy than a girl that appreciates food, eats like a man and doesn't gain weight.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns.He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

What kind of bees make milk?? BOOBEES!!!!!! #Ew3aZorrarElUnfollow

I just fell in love. pic.twitter.com/hWzyay8E

Hug: A mean of communication that is used to say things you don't have words for.

The dentist refused to see my grama because she wasn't vailed & her name didn't show if she's Christian or Muslim. #WelcomeToTheNewEgypt A7A

Don't make promises when you're high,drunk or horny.

I'm a pro at sending subtweets in the form of retweets.

Mom after watching Bretto Ad: Gebna Bretto walla Gebna Se7'ento?!!! Me: a3melek Twitter account we tabataly?!!!!

Horny for food = horngry

No one will ever understand the kind of love Alexandrians have for their home town.

أنا أطالب باستقلال الإسكندرية !!!

Remember when we used to break the 2 small squares on the top of a cassetteas soon as we buy it,so we don't accidentally record over it?

What doesn't kill U,Zamalek will :'(

#EgyptiansNeed to understand the meaning of PERSONAL SPACE!!!

This one's for you babies. @thegoofymonkey @shady_ismail pic.twitter.com/6qaF0Bp7

Ok fine,get married and have boring, tedious sex but please DON'T bring kids in this miserable world.