Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
If anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,000
Due to an autocorrect cock-up, my time machine only lets me travel into the furniture.
I want to make a font joke, but I’m just not bold enough.
Sex jokes are not funny, I mean Cum on people.
Never ignore someone who cares for you because someday you'll realise you've lost a diamond while you were busy collecting stones.
Dear websites, every time you redirect me to your "mobile" site and just cut off the path of my URL, a kitten dies.
I hate people who say age is just a number. Age is clearly a word.
If being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel then onto a seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They train for that
Google+ is like a gym membership. Everyone signs up for it but never uses it
The inventor of the remote control has died age 96.
Have they tried turning his batteries round and smacking him against the coffee table?
Clinton Cards has gone into administration....maybe we should send them a card #withdeepestsympathy
Remember the three L's: Learn from the past. Live in the present. Look towards the future
Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon... I launch pissed off birds at pigs !
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
An ambulance. This is no joking matter, he's got a bloody spade in his head!
I don't understand banks, Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens!
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A Twenty-Something Computer Geek. FileMaker Developer, Wannabe Domainer and Cider Connoisseur.