@1dshouldkissme haaaapppy birthday Mrs.Styles(:

@1dguyofficial Your icon>>Sex

"@hazzaswand: Zayn's wet! Harry's wet! I'm wet! Jesus."

GOOO FOLLLLOW @hazzauniverse She likes giving shoutouts but NOT 9000 EVERY NIGHT!!!

@jessleal7 YOU FOLLOWED ME?!THANKKKKKKK YEWWWWWW

@jessleal7 YOU FOLLOWED ME...LET ME DIE NOW!& @ibieberamazing RETWEETED ME! i like people...no,,i like food!

@ibieberamazed OH MYGOD REAWeuy6ug5ry66f4wtwfhjkllhgfraehh

"@aus1dcrew: Hi i'm Harry Styles, 16 & i work in a bakery"*2 years later* " Hi, i'm Harry Styles, 18, in One Direction."RT if you are proud.

"@aus1dcrew: i think every directioner should retweet this. http://t.co/t5daIc1p"ONE DIRECTION BEGUN♥

"@justiinmyliife: One thing I'm scared about is the fans are going to stop caring." - Zayn Malik. RT if you'll never stop caring."

Going to bed...@niallofficial @onedirection @louis_tomlinson @harry_styles @real_liam_payne @zaynmalik Cant wait for the announcement!!! :P

"@kidrauhlisation: Baby you light my world like nobody else. RT if you said UP, even though it's not there."

@zaynswaagg Zaynnn

@jessleal7 i thought that was louis penis haha

@stylesomighty i ship you with Louiss.follow me?!?(:

@allweneedis_1d i kiked you

@hazzauniverse SO I LOVE YOUR ACCOUNT CAN YOU LIKE MARRY ME...YOURBSO FUNNY.YOUR TWEETS ARE MY LIFE!!!!(: FOLLOW BACK?.xxx.(:

"@funnyortruth: Retweet if you pretend to think hard when your teacher is looking at you."

@relateablenotes PowerToTheGomez?

@stylesmustache yay ill bring Tacos