This is the best dog fancy dress outfit EVER!! http://t.co/uo91jo8P

Let's get this scumbag caught http://t.co/7yMLWwf RT this until someone recognises this wasters mug and brings him to justice. RT RT RT RT!!

This is the best HR complaint EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://t.co/dDkHfBh3

“@norwichcityfc: An unexpected visitor to Carrow Road...is anyone missing a horse? pic.twitter.com/3l8DWWAo” Yes #whufc are, but he's injured!

Dear Greece, We have taken your weather as security just in case you don't pay your bills. We will return it when you do. Kind Regards, UK.

.@backpage I'd like to thank Leeds United for their continued excellent service as a feeder club for Norwich. Pls RT to let them know #LUFC

The worst thing about this Paul Lambert tribunal thing is hearing Norwich fans on the news and radio trying to say the word tribunal. #NCFC

I was fully prepared to support Roy Hodgson ahead of the Euros.. but if he picks Bobby Zamora I just can't see how I can.. #HopeItsLies

#NCFC in our darkest moments in League 1 I felt we had amazing fans. In our brightest moments in the EPL I feel we have the worst fans.

Introducing @connoryoung2 big Ipswich fan who lost a bet that @holty30 would score 15 goals this season @norwichcityfc http://t.co/ODdGdw9d

Dear #QPR,

Please do everyone a favour and use your top 4 transfer budget and wage bill of a squad to beat #WAFC.

Kind Regards,

Everyone

Argos delivery man coming between 9am and 6pm..... Nasa gave a smaller window than that for an out of control satellite hurtling from space.

Congratulations to #NCFC's feeder team #LUFC who beat #ITFC today 😎

The players tonight raised £75.92 for #Movember add in the @shaedons (£114.76) & @wisbechstmaryfc (£470) its a £660.68 total. #Amazing

Everybody deserves somebody who makes them look forward to tomorrow :)

Fed up of seeing people defend Suarez.. The guy is an animal and should be banned for life.. He bites, spits, openly cheats, and is racist..

Apparently the Swansea ball boy has already been onto Injury Lawyers 4u after being injured by a Hazard at work.

Calling all Mobro's #OnMoHeadSon is a charity football match on the 29th of #Movember more info here  http://www.strikerstackle.com/movember/  please RT!

Think of a number.
Double it.
Add six.
Half it.
Take away the number you started with.
Your answer is 3.
RT if I'm right!

I think it's time for a Grant Holt statue.. I think it should feature the classic Movember 2010 1p5wich annihilating tash. RT if you agree!