Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.
If I were a professional wrestler, I would call myself The G Spot and I would be untouchable by any man.
If I had a dollar for everytime I was called a whore, I wouldn't have to suck dick for crack anymore.
It seems strange that Subway has named it's chain after something that smells like piss and dirty socks.
Ladies, worried about saggy boobs? Pierce your nipples and wear magnets for earrings.
I always memorize the license plates on creepy vans just in case.
If women really "enjoyed" swallowing, there would be semen filled chocolate by now.
In Arkansas, it's illegal to wear headphones in both ears while walking or running. But, don't worry, it's still OK to fuck your sister.
I'm not sure if breaking a sweat while giving a blow job makes me passionate or out of shape.
With so many pregnant girls at this high school, maybe condoms should be on the school supply list.
If you shoot up heroin under your toenails to get a buzz, I really wanna see what you'll do for a Klondike bar.
I've done so many kegels, my vagina can recycle aluminum.
I wouldn't buy used underwear, but I'll buy a car that someone's fat, sweaty ass has farted in for 6 years.
You know you're depressed when there's more dirty dishes in your bed than in your sink.
What a freak the first person to milk a cow must have been.
Prostitutes are so lucky that they don't have get out of bed in the morning.
If you're going to pump breast milk in public, don't be suprised when I hand you a glass. I've got Oreos over here, for christ sake!
Rebels in Libya are fighting for their lives. Rebels in the US are fighting with their parents over skinny jeans and black eye liner.
A more believable reality cooking show would be the one fucker who finally gets my McDonald's drive thru order correct wins a GED.
If Twitter was a game show, we'd be in Japan and you'd have jumper cables clipped to your nuts.