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Give a metrosexual a fish and he'll cook it in white wine & almond butter topped with fresh parsley.
A road trip is a great way to test a new relationship but it's the withholding of the flatulence which eventually creates the tension.
Just to be mischievous, I like to mix in my old issues of Penthouse in with the other magazines at the dentist office.
My new cool ponytail Indian dentist could not keep appt w/ me so he OFFERED Vicodin as a way to apologize, keeping this guy.
You know what I like about Twitter? I get to engage with other intellectuals.
{Ha! I just shot my papaya smoothie out my nose }
{Ha! I just shot my papaya smoothie out my nose }
Note to self: Don't joke with Indian dentist about being a disappointment to his parents for not being a real doctor.
At the doctors office they ask me a random survey question about being suicidal I showed the nurse my advance play lottery tickets. Now STFU
Oh just stuck an irrigation line up in a tree to take a shower & now frolicking naked among the migrating butterflies, like a Disney porno.
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