@theweek needs to bring out the Stewie voice.

@madlab1 @projectrideout  http://www.jssm.org/combat/1/18/v5combat-18.pdf …

If you are surprised that Romney won in AR ... come on!

Good Guy @moody31 goes to Germany doesn't brag or really talk about it.

High for this - @theweekndxo Last night in Memphis @minglewoodhall front row, opening song. http://t.co/MHJhIXJe

Newt Gingrich looks a lot like Hank Hills dad.

Police just detonated a pipe bomb near Dexter & Fairfield in #Watertown #Scanner

Donald Trump getting booed awesome

Lesnar you are not "The Worlds Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock no matter how loud you scream.

@recognizemymug *selfie*

I understand the eggs but what's up with the Rabbit? You had me believing that rabbits lay eggs. #eastersunday

Nothing like listening to a racist early in the morning. I got a good laugh already its gonna be a great day.

Wtf are "Tabs" the only "Tabs" I know are on the computer? !! Must be a white people thing.. yeah that's it

Wtf they playing Dirt Road in this bitch lol I must be in the natural state

#TellAFeministThankYou

@thonederdome got to love twitter i was beginning to wonder, good job #TwitterPolice lulz

The team with the most black people will win #Superbowl #Statistics

Talhotblond is probably the best #catfish story ever told

Last night in one of my dreams @wallace_mullins won a new car in a game show.

"My relationship with LOST is not your business. It's extremely personal." #thisis40