Looks like I've measured the pasta wrong again. If 72 of you would like to come over for dinner, that'd be great.

Don't take it personal if I unfollow you. You probably just annoyed me with your copy and pasted tweets.

Ever just lay in bed and wondered where the hell your life is headed?

Sucks having to make a new voodoo doll whenever someone changes their AVI

I'm a FUCKING POLITE PERSON!!! Shit.

If you're planning to live your relationships by "YOLO" be prepared to be living "SOLO".

If I weren't such a poor bitch I'd be snoozing right now -.-

#FF @fanisbunny @kid_minaj @mannib00 @thatonekidmike @sly_legacykillz @marry_gucci @charmania @tonnyray @dianadoe_ @ceeluhv_ They sexy c:

My boyfriend is on a mission to make me a pro at Black Ops 2 :)

Nancy has a huge ass and she loves dildos.

I don't play hard to get, that's stupid. but I'm not easy, if that's what you're hoping for.

Some people are good at fucking up people's minds. I've met too many of them.

I'M STARVIIIIINNNGGGGGG!! RAWR BITCH!

Well goodnight y'all! Gotta go sell me body in de wee morn!

#ThingsPeopleDoThatGetOnMyNerves Take shit too seriously. Sit the fuck down poppy-flower, quit wavin' dem arms!

@barrera_fani "Hide yo' kids! Hide yo' wife! Fani be runninn' errrboddyyyy out der!!" and awwwwww poor dog!

@kid_minaj Lmfaaaoooo Oye chico! Que es cierto! Ya tu sabes, una palabrita aqui, una alla! Y FUUUAAAAAHHHH! #INoEspikIngrich sera tu lema!

@tallfrothyone is such a fucking retard.

Some people seriously need to learn when to stay quiet. I understand you have "freedom of speech" but learn some common sense and STFU!

#10MostBeautifulGirlsIFollow last but not least @brii_an_uuh @lajeanniebean