Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
Christmas was shit. Who ever invented it should be nailed to a cross!
Met a white guy named Jamal Washington today. Talk about a fuckin resume killer.
I call my farts "poop thunder".
Sometimes my fingers get lonely and visit my poop hole. I giggle cause it tickles. I smell my fingers after cause were friends.
What if bears could snorkle?
Fact: if you wear a baseball cap with a straight brim than you have probably fucked a girl named Tammy and you have HPV.
Sext: don't tell your parents, this will be our secret.
Sext: Lets not turn this rape into a murder.
Not to brag but I'm undefeated against women and children.
Hey people with mustache tattoos on your fingers, you have the new barb wire arm tattoo. Fuckin douchebags!
RAPE? I prefer to call it "snuggle struggle".
Sext: bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.
I may have over trusted that fart:(
I want to see an animal hoarder with rear window decal of a lady w/ 60 cats covering the entire thing.
I have 3 new followers!
Note to self: dont mention fucking children, how funny I find abused women and my secret hatred for minorities!
Anyone ever have one of those days where you have an itch on the roof of your mouth that only a gun barrel can scratch?