‎10 years, 2 wars, 919,967 deaths, and $1,188,263,000,000 later, we managed to kill one person. I hope it was worth it...

don't worry about things that don't worry about you.

laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change.

Twitter would be a lot cooler if when you killed someone, you got their followers.

the person you are could be preventing you from the person you can be.

In dog years, I'm dead.

Do the right thing, even when no one is watching.

Rest In Pizza.

two hands working can do more than a thousand hands praying

49% son of a bitch, 51% Motherfucker

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to get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.

a person who is nice to you but is not nice to a waiter is not a nice person.

happy birthday to my promdate back in highschool @ilovetmills