Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
Make sure to look both ways before you go fuck yourself.
If they were really trying to prepare high school kids for "real life" they would offer a class called "working with assholes".
RT this if you are a stupid fuck face
I'm aware of the clitoris but I'm still going to try to put it in her ass anyway.
I found 3 dried up fetuses under the couch cushions, my wife has some explaining to do.......
(One was black)
If I told you once, I told you 3.14 times......... Shut your PI hole.
Yea, you can talk all the shit you want about your ex's dick size, but you can't un-suck it 73 times..........
Seal looks like he was kissed by a
How much face would a fuck face fuck if a fuck face could fuck face?
If Smurfs were real the Chinese would have eaten them all by now.
My bologna wishes to remain nameless.
When I have sex with a woman for the first time I like to do it in the disappointment position.
If god is everywhere, technically my balls are on his chin right now.
Hey new followers, I mouth fucked a crippled girl once.
Have a nice day.
Twitter, I think I should start seeing actual people.
It's not you it's me.
1- throw my own shit at a monkey.
That's all I got so far.
The first person who says 'see you next year' to me today is getting punched in the throat
I'll give you something to unfollow about.
I'm thinking of taking up animal hoarding. Where can I get 37 armadillos this time of night?
You had me at "fat pussy"