I'm a bit pissed of with that mechanic Kevin, in Coronation Street he is never there, he has had my car for 3 months now

There are now 7,000 fewer nurses in the NHS, than there was in 2010 Just rejoice in that news #votetory ............. I should cocoa

From 'swivel-eyed loons' to lesbian queens' The Tories have now completely lost the plot, Just rejoice in that news #voteforthesvileyedloons

Spitting Image Stupid Tory Moron Voters, Nothing Changes, This sketch is as true today as in the 1990s:  http://youtu.be/e1l1XGiXgo0  via@youtube

Mervyn King had doubts over Cameron and Osborne, Totally out of their Depth  http://gu.com/p/2ya2k/tw  just rejoice in that news #votetory

Hello there, so far our cuts have hit, Children, Students and Disabled, it’s about time they were brought down a peg or two....Hear Hear

@someone_good @stewgpark @themingford He was only a crap hat pongo for 6 years I spent longer than that in the boy scouts

Just rejoice in this graph, shows the truth about the Banks causing the Debt  http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/images/2008/uk-public-sector-real-debt-nov08.gif … … Uncomfortable for lying Tories

I wish they would put spell check on twitter, everyone thinks I'm wanking my dog 3 times a day

It's estimated that at any one time around 100% of the world's Tories are Idiots.

MPs in line for dramatic £20,000 pay rise, just rejoice in that news Plebs, you keep paying for Austerity  http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/mps-in-line-for-dramatic-pay-rise-1#tscptmt …

Until the banking crisis 2007, the UK Debt GDP 43.7%, UK Debt GDP now stands at 70.7%, Proof beyond doubt that the Banks have fucked us

6 years after the financial collapse of the Banks, this country is still on its arse, when are we going to jail the BANKERS that caused this

Wow isn't it hot today? The wife has been sun bathing topless on the sun lounger, and now we have been barred from the Garden Centre

Anybody else noticed that since we bailed the Banks out by £1.5tn, this country has been in Debt by £1.5tn, anyone made the connection #marr

UK women are 'fattest in Europe', Thinking of Introducing a new Fat Slappers Tax, #votetory  http://bbc.in/w4gxb1  Just rejoice at that news

Oxymoron of the day................. Tesco Finest

Sunday Roast is something good to eat, Must be Swan today because Unicorn was last week ........ Hear Hear .......... I should cocoa

Having Swan and apricot terrine with a roast partridge breast, Wild Garlic and Ginger Cauliflower for dinner today, enjoy your Pot Noodles

4 million children -one in three - are currently living in poverty in the UK, one of the highest rates in the industrialised world.#marr