Non-Muslim carries out a attack on innocent people & the media are quick to label him unstable. Muslim does it instantly labelled terrorist.

The real winners of today's India v Pakistan cricket match will be the Bengali taxi drivers.

Seriously when does the DFS sale actually finish? It's been going on ever since i was in primary school.

Somewhere in Uttar Pradesh a semi naked man is dipping in the river ganges right now praying for India to win.

To attack people in their place of worship is sickening.

So Pakistan blocked Twitter for blasphemy. Great, lets ignore the real blasphemous state of the country and block social media sites instead

What do Bengalis use to remove stubborn stains? Syhlet Bang.

#AsianJeremyKyleShowTitles "my son pulled my naara out of my salwar at Asda. Enough is enough"

No eid namaaz is complete without someomes phone going off with the teri meri ringtone midway.

The real victims of a Pak v India cricket match are those that are trying to book a taxi right now.

Schools. Gotta love em pic.twitter.com/Pqe8dWrW

I wonder if the pen manufacturer Biro even know that their product doubles up as a naara inputting device in most desi households.

Trying to promote ones religion by demeaning another's religion goes against the basic teachings of every religion.

Muslims drinking in bars, Sikhs in barber shops and Hindus in McDonalds - What is British Asian Identity? http://t.co/3tDd8uGN

If you fart whilst fasting, your fast is broken and you have to perform jihad in your garden shed #RamadanMyth

How can someone get killed in Woolworths when they went out of business years ago :-/

New blogpost: The Big SleepOut  http://fnfsaeed.wordpress.com/2012/12/02/the-big-sleepout/ … about my night sleeping rough for @stbasilscharity SleepOut

Saddened to hear about a gunman attacking a gurudwara in Winsconsin. To think those affected were there just to offer their prayers.

It's dress down day at worktomorrow. I might wear a skirt to prove how British i am. Whose with me? #makebradfordbritish

Kids these days think they're entitled to everything. Easy to say but if my kids tried that with me, I'd eBay em.