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To whom it may concern: I'm taking an indefinite twitter break and I may/may not come back. You all are so funny, keep laughing! Bye!
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Somewhere in New Orleans a woman has been practicing her accuracy with ping pong balls all year for this one week of frat boy targets.
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I'm so tired to could eat a horse. Wait, I'm so tired I could beat a dead horse. No, wait, you can lead a horse to sleep but…uh, never mind
This insulin test is the first test I have passed since my mom told me I passed the SAT's in 11th grade.
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Today I'm going to move all the "you are here" dots on the mall directory and stand there in my suit insisting the sign is right.
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I feel like Shaft!*
*except I'm the scrawny, white version with no cool soundtrack and no cane.
I guess I feel more like Gilbert Godfrey
*except I'm the scrawny, white version with no cool soundtrack and no cane.
I guess I feel more like Gilbert Godfrey
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This woman at the dig park thinks dogs can understand 3 sentance long commands if she yells them just. A. Little. Bit. Louder.
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Someone needs to tell these speed skaters in the olympics that no matter how good they are they still aren't going to get any pussy
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Kanye, Imma let you finish, Imma let you finish but Michael Jackson was the best black man in a world peace video of all time OF ALL TIME!
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Well, one thing is for sure. The Terminators were NOT running a Microsoft OS. The robots don't have black turtle necks, so not Mac either
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Pro tip: in retail, the customer is always right.
Unless they are complete fucking morons, then you have the right to piss on their shoes
Unless they are complete fucking morons, then you have the right to piss on their shoes
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Make love not war. Well, war when you have to because some people deserve to get destroyed but then make love to their moms when you're done
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The only thing that sells better then lights at an LED show is Advil.You know, for all the light induced headachesKEEP UP, PEOPLE!
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I just woke up from a vivid sex dream and realized I was snuggling with the dog and she is smoking a cigarette and OH GOD WHAT DID I DO?
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Who's that douchebag blasting Kelly Clarkson with the windows down in traffic and tweeting about it and how do you delete this?
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