Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
Letting someone in your brain is a lot more dangerous than between your legs.
I would be a kick ass therapist,
Quit being a stupid fuck.
Bam! $200 please.
There is a big difference between a broken heart and a bruised ego.
Broken souls have a way of finding each other.
Don't ever lose your Fuck You.
My super power is making up shit in my head.
Then believing it.
I don't mind if you think with your penis, I actually pefer it.
It's how I get my way.
No one ever wants to be second choice. Ever.
Your wife caught me stalking you and she said I could have you.
It's not about finding someone who completes you, but one who will evolve with you.
You're driving a mini van - those
stick figures of all your kids are not necessary.
You arent my weakness.
Dreams are meant to be broken. Or something. I don't know. Beer me.
So what's a good wine to bring to a job interview?
Nothing can ruin something so beautiful quicker than a lie.
I would tweet about my sex life but my daughter stalks my account and she thinks I'm a virgin.
I used to be someone's something.
Seek out those that replenish your soul.
You never know how much words can fill up your heart until they're not written anymore.
You're ugly and your wife dresses you funny.