Once I send a tweet it's not my fuckin problem anymore.

I can star what ever the fuck I want to, and I don't have to follow shit.

Of course I want to talk to you, just not on the phone with my voice and everything.

I think I could probably understand you better if you took your pants off.

You seem so kind and sweet and full of shit.

If you can't see your penis then what makes you think I wanna see it?!

If you want to talk about it, I'm pretty good at pretending to listen.

It's not that I think you're boring it's just that everything you like is stupid.

I like you so fucking much, get away from me.

We should be in bed rolling around doing crazy shit to each other right now.

You got 91,876 tweets and 47 followers who the fuck are you talking to?

Yeah I'll miss you when you're gone but I'm pretty sure I'll get over it super fucking fast.

Stupid people loving other stupid people making little stupid people. It's fucking sick.

Sometime's it's better to shut the fuck up and just star.

If your life is so fuckin great then why are you on twitter all the time?

If you can sit very still and not speak then yes you may come over.

All these dirty things you wanna do to me, but you and I both know you don't have the strength or stamina to do any of it.

I never said I was better then you but it's pretty fucking obvious.

If you let me see it, I promise not to laugh.

I'm here, are you all my judges?