It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Worsta Rhymes.

She blinded me with science. Fine, it was mace, but she sprayed it very scientifically.

I once went to a diner and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first.

The American flag has only been starred 50 times. What's up with that?

"That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight. Oh, that one's my cat." - Michael Stipe showing off his photo album.

Better ejaculate than ejacunever, I always say.

When it comes to eating sandwiches, I am the anticrust.

I read quantum physics magazines for the particles.

If you're going to have a posse, make sure they're clean shaven. Nobody likes a hairy posse.

Listening to Björk makes me want to stab my ears with a fjörk.

If I could be a superhero, I'd be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime.

HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE BEING TURNED INTO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES RIGHT NOW!

It was on this date, 235 years ago, that America "unfollowed" England.

Many rastafarian babies are born out of dreadlock.

A walrus is just a seal with a porn mustache.

Tear gas is the saddest gas.

No one ever paid attention to F. Scott Fitzgerald’s brothers, Marry Scott Fitzgerald and Kill Scott Fitzgerald.

The only royal wedding I would care about would be between Burger King and Dairy Queen.

KKKFC only serves white chicken.

I'm sorry, I thought you said you wanted multiple organisms. I'll return the petri dishes back to the lab.