Hey guys, let's just get together, eat some chocolate, drink some wine and talk about girls.

@ovarianrage I start bouncing when the bass goes all Brown-chicken Brown-cow.

@losephine I assume this means break = done and behind us. And you have assumed the position of just one other in a swarm of mindless study.

Had my annual checkup last week and the dr. left a message saying everything looked really positive. I hope he's not talking about STDs.

I bet they would listen to me if I had more followers.

@megan4hand go stand in the corner. Wrap your arms around your back. Pull your skirt up a bit. Give em sumin to talk about. #luvyurself

@kristensauce I agree completely?





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@msbross Hang in there. It's supposed to get better sometime soon.

@anamariecox Thanks. I've been wanting to learn how to cook salmon.

I must say, I'm not much of a tryptophan.

Fox pundits remind me of six elephants describing what a blind man looks like. #tcot #p2

@missitaintme Luuuuuv it.

Debate Disaster. Difficult to place order...Then when it was time to stream it crashed. Charities will lose out after refunds. #rumble2012

I am standing with 47% of the 99%

I'm showing solidarity with the Greek plight by only eating Greek yoghurt while doing anal.

My sideburns have rug burns.

I broke up with my last girlfriend because she was too plastic. Vinyl is the same as plastic right?

“@latrimble29: Idiots are fun. I can sit and watch them for hours. I wish I could have one of my very own!”/ Hellooo Linda

“Boulder, Colorado, Named Best Place To Raise Abducted Children http://t.co/Gy2F6bf #Onion50States”// damn. Not the publicity I need.

Frekin a-holes that call 7 am meetings then don't show up on time.