“@whiteboyposts: I saw some girl left her number on Justin's Instagram page so I texted her.... pic.twitter.com/HZJ9bbY3” @whyi_hatepeople 😑

@aguywithnolife #ILikeThat one episode of jersey shore when the situation is a douche

“@wardaharchaoui: #ThoughtsInTheHallway oh my god why are you wearing granny panties with those leggings” @whyi_hatepeople

@whyi_hatepeople oh godddd. pic.twitter.com/jc4v5eYV

“PA girl, 5, suspended for threatening to shoot girl with pink toy gun that blows soapy bubbles  http://fxn.ws/XnfYza ” @whyi_hatepeople

@amischwab I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

for Jesse @amischwab pic.twitter.com/FlIYs95O

size matters #sluttygirlproblems @sluttygrlprobs

yay lesbians

Jesse's reaction when I told him that he looks like Bryce Harper >>>>>>>

Good luck today @amischwab ⚾❤ #gamedaytweet

RT @jfron: The best things in life you can do with one hand.

Like play Temple Run.

“@aguywithnolife: one of those days where I just want to get on a table and scream stupid hoe by nicki minaj at everyone.” @katiee718

operation "get chris roby hammered on his 21st birthday", complete. mission accomplished @miketomitz @chrisroby_ @meghanwise

“@aguywithnolife: here's a pic of @edsheeran's head on a cats body have a good night. pic.twitter.com/OoQJUhEP” @jhaefeli99

@tiffany_or_die sadly, I hit rock bottom when I watched the first 5
minutes

I have more sex bras than practical everyday bras. this is an issue @sluttygrlprobs

fave anon ever tweeted me asdfghjk 😍@sassy_italianp

holy Italian eyebrows in my new avi @sassy_italianp

“@sluttygrlprobs: For the sexually active, getting your period is like Christmas morning. #sluttygirlproblems