Serious question: girls with weird, clumpy eyelashes, is this the desired effect?

It's gross.

@prodigalsam "Can't or WON'T?!" You exclaim, slamming down 3 gallons of Sea Breeze Blue.

You're right, I do live w/my mum & dad. You however, are 45, bitter, alone, & living paycheck to paycheck. So get bent. #PassiveAggressive

Rainy mornings are perfect.

@haileygottlob @tysonmusgrave Lol. People change but Facebook photos are forever. All party, no brains - no thanks.

#wow #tellhimhi RT @kirk_bailey Frank Sinatra at the #bar hell yes.

Coffee makes work better. Work makes coffee worse.

I don't think hunting wolves is neat. Or challenging. Or any sign of masculinity. Congrats, you lured in a dog with food.

This is bologna!
(and not in the form of classic American luncheon meat, because that is timeless and wonderful)

Guys. An ICP song came on at work and then AC/DC. So, I guess this is my two weeks, or whatever.

Hey magicians, let me see you make a batch of cookie dough and not eat any, raw. Then I'll be impressed.

Mad amounts of fog out. Dementors I assume.

Is "making out" still a thing? You never hear about it anymore. Or is it just that I'm not 14 now?

Hey, here's a joke, - I can count the number of times I've cut myself with a knife on one hand.

Sure is sad when Thursday isn't Friday.

My mother purchased single stuffed Oreos.
I'm gonna miss her :{

That last one is funny because I know that girl.

Okay. For real though. At the risk of hopping on a bandwagon: The new Daft Punk is sehr good. And that's an understatement.

People sure do love their eccentricities.
Or at least pretending and trying to be eccentric/unique. Thanks a lot social networking.

People that preempt praise with, "I don't really like…" or "I'm not a fan, but…"

Why?

Can't you just like something without explanation?