iPhone 5 $800? It better be bulletproof, waterproof, damage proof, dirt proof and also fireproof. Siri better twerk on demand too.

#HannahMontanaMemories http://t.co/1p9K5vr4

Dear Amanda Bieber (MandaSwaggie), we don't hate you because you're famous, you're famous because we hate you.

To the person who started the #卐卐卐 trend, I did nazi that coming. Anne Frankly I think.. http://t.co/XX0twqAC

Finding Nemo 2, because losing your child once is too mainstream.

#WaysToIrritateMe: especially this http://t.co/LoQuh3uq

#IWillAlwaysLove this photo of One Direction http://t.co/MdGzqreX

"Facebook Now Has 901 Million Users" okay, let's hope half of them users stick to Facebook and don't deport to Twitter.

#prayformillie, its her 15th tomorrow and she's in a coma. Doesn't matter if you don't know her, RT to help get it trending

I remember when I only ever used the internet to go on Habbo Hotel

#hungerstrikingfor65days? I can barely go on hunger strike for 65 seconds

This was definitely one of the best shows on Disney Channel: http://t.co/ZcDPCiAV

#WhitePeopleActivities pic.twitter.com/3an0Sb76El

“@uberfacts: Today is National Have a Bad Day Day!” but I've been participating in this everyday of my life already

"Today is 11/02/2011" -Its actually 03/11/2011 so unless you have a time machine, you're wrong.

#ThingsYouSayToYourBestFriend in school.. http://t.co/UBj9BZtH

“@time4depression: Within 100 years of your death, literally no one will know you ever existed. Your life will have meant nothing.” thanks

#OldDisneyChannelMemories pic.twitter.com/5tfRdVFm

“@uberfacts: There is a "Hug Me" Coca-Cola machine in Singapore which gives you a can of coke each time you hug it.” Omg I want one

#BadJokes: what do you call a singing laptop? A Dell.