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the 37th rule of innumerate club is: obey all 4 rules
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UPTIGHTerdrewmonge
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Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read half of my strokey-face.

Mnuh-mnuh-mnuh-mnuh-dbnh-dbnh-stlokeyfnaaacctthh
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lukakasmkambrock
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Oh me? Just using poor metaphors like a narwhal in heat
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apricotica
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I just found a baseball team in my crops on Farmville.

Can someone tell me - if I build *what* they will come?!
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MODATDolanite
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To show my support for the Irish, I'll be making my avatar blurry
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arundo_donaxSuck_A_Duck
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To celebrate of St. Patrick's day I'm fathering 14 kids by 9 mothers who I'll be beating to a pulp after 12 pints of Guinness.

To be sure.
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londes
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Yeah, St. Patrick's Day! No questions about why my penis is green today!

Need to think of something to explain the 'damp cloth' smell tho
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lukeinvangrumpassgrumpawFitzrightamynicole21kambrock
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In a bar in central London. I can't leave here until sunrise.

Y'know, cos of the vampires.
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navanaxsha_suga
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Steak, blowjob and Pi day? Sounds like a three-course dinner at the Clinton household.
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Suck_A_Duck
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Facebook really needs an 'Add Someone as an Enemy' option
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JeanM617rbok
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To prevent terminal cancer, avoid airports
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JeeNeeBeebedheadblondeFancyMesstherealcherilyndropdeadchriskambrock
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In which world is getting drunk and sending a girl from work a fb message asking her out a good idea?


She said yes though.
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UPTIGHTishindiana_reb
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Oh, hello 4am I haven't seen you in a while, how are--*COCKPUNCH*
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atwobeakedmacaw
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Sarah Palin describes herself as a Neo-Conservative but frankly I don't think she looks anything like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix
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afoolishwitLaceyMarkatwobeakedmacaw
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All those who believe in telekenesis, please raise my hand
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Lorisaystherealcherilyn
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I sure do hope history repeats itself because imma gonna get me one of them Tyrannosaurs if it does
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factualfiction
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Are rhinos actually just overweight unicorns?
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plaid_lemurafoolishwitlondestherealcherilynpinkeezyTymethiefMissPrissUSAfactualfiction
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Waiting for the midnight train. Could be going anywhere, but most likely South Detroit/Small Town USA/Georgia
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afoolishwit
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My online hip-hop performance website isn't doing to well.

I don't think rapeartist.com was the best name
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angleofattackandrooafoolishwit
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Fuck off Prius owners, the only hybrid I'm interested in is the of Lion-Dragon variety.
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