But If you check who unfollows you, you probably used to have your friend call another friend on 3way and be quiet to see what they say..

What so you call a pirate who likes young booty? Arrgh Kelly.. (._. )

Uh-uhhhh.. Hold up! They chargin Zimmerminn wit homoside? He gay!?! Das craaaaaaaazy! It's really a hate criiiime!

"And then God made baked chicken, and a southern black woman scolded God, and fried some chicken, and it was good." - Invictus 9:15PM

I masturbated to a Life Alert commercial once cuz the old lady was layin on the floor lookin fine than a bitch..

Bees are terrorists. Every time they fly around you, you get scared. They die when they sting. They're suicide bombers.

Niggas really out here talking about what niggas really out here doin starting sentences with niggas really out here?

Y'all just gon sit there and act like you ain't never call 489-4608 and ask the old man who answered to speak to Alicia Keys?

RT @shittalky: Its like lil wayne spins in a circle till he gets dizzy & raps about the objects he sees as his vision comes back into focus

@sumanfuh sometimes I rest my phone on the arch in ya moms back while I'm pipin it and I tweet mean things to you and press send wit my dick

Was Biggie a true player for real? @iamdiddy

But hold uuuuuuuupppp.. Hah dey gon charge him wit manslaughter if Trayvorn was a luh boy doooeee! The system crookit!

Amber, find the fuck, and look at the valve on it. It should say "open". Shut it by twisting it in the upward position.

Real friends don't tell you what you wanna hear all the time.. In fact, they tell you what you don't wanna hear most of the time..

I did that once. Bitch made me buy her a whole new weave RT @hufnamus: <----Patiently waiting for a track to explode on.

Drakes biggest fans are:

1) Hood adjacent suburb white chicks
2) Hispanic chicks fighting for their youth
3) Teenagers
4) Baby oil niggas

X_X they spelled "illiterate" "illustrious" RT @thexdexperience: X_X RT @itsprincey: save for future reference. Thx. http://t.co/ZUgAehH1

Word. Cuz who has sex twice a year?RT @ghostwritamusic: You gotta be a wild nympho woman if any of your kids less than a year apart in age

•Flexes pectual pecks• RT @saudiqueenbee: I need a flexual flex. RT @shytownisdown: I need textual text RT @josephbananas: I need sexual sex

If we're friends.. Like ACTUAL friends.. Not "friends".. Friends.. I can find you attractive.. But I'm not attracted to you. We're friends.