Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
It's better to be trying too hard to be funny than trying too hard to be slutty.
I just blocked all the spam accounts that have been following me..now I feel alone.
If You Don’t Leave Me Alone I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
I rather tweet stupid than steal other people's tweets.
Bought a Dictionary & Thesaurus today. Be careful what you say to me coz now I'm fully equipped to check the meaning.
Be bold. Deactivate your FB. Feel the difference.
Auww...you're such a special kind of stupid.
Let's all enroll into a Zombie school. Learn how to walk like zombies. We must prepare ourselves for future Zombie Apocalypse. I'm serious.
Never make a beaver angry, you wouldn't like it when a beaver gets angry.
why would you need a plot or storyline in a porn movie? You know it's gonna lead to one thing only.
You sign one stupid contract in blood when you are young and the rest of your life goes down the crapper.
I know this feeling. This is what they called Yeast Infection feeling.
I just love weird, out of this world tweets. Don't you?
I am my own part time maid.
Patutlah bagi starbucks free sampai 2 gelas, ada udang sebalik batu rupanya. Dasar yahudi.
I'm a good girl. Never been to twitter jail before.
I'm gonna look good naked..by hook or by crook or by lipo.
Hey Muted Users! How are you doing? What?? I'm sorry I can't see your tweets..bwahahahahaha
You wanna feel how hard I can punch?
Familiarity really does breed contempt. I know I am but what are you? I like to RT weird tweets. I'm a re-tweirdo. Caution: Bi-lingual tweets. Pro PDRM.