@JuliaChildCIA's (Victoria Ramon) most faved Tweets...
One should not accidentally tie themselves to the deck railing by the drawstring of their pants whilst in an argument.
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I look forward to the end of every night, when I take off my bra, and I am greeted as a liberator.
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When I get old, I'll regale my grandchildren with stories of the good old days before there were tickers at the bottom of every TV station.
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You won't realize the level of dexterity my toes have reached until I pinch you. (I can also pick up your car keys without bending over.)
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If by a "boost in federal funding" you mean, "meet me more than once a week in a cheap hotel room", where do I sign?
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My stomach is practicing auto-cannibalism. Good job stomach. Here is a sticker to... no... don't eat it! What do you call eating stickers?
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