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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    The maid just yelled at somebody on the phone and called them a gadhachod.

    I have a new best friend, guys.

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    I’m sorry but you don’t get to complain about your life until you’ve worked with people who pronounce “HIV +” as “heave pojiteew”.

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    Told a patient with a long standing infection that her fungal infection was so old, it was now AK Fungal. She didn't laugh.

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    I have made contact with a girl who used ‘njoy lyf :)’ IN HER CV.

    THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PLEASE EVACUATE THE PLANET IN ORDERLY FASHION.

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    Every single episode of House, MD, EVER.  http://i.imgur.com/XlweM.jpg  Heh.

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    Every Indian student looking to study in the US just went ‘le bhencho, gaya visa’.

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    Hi. People who fold/tear/scribble on books that they've borrowed, kindly die. Thanks. Bye.

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    Just read ‘ashabhosle’ as ‘asshole’ and I’ve never been more proud of the way my mind works.

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    What do Indian villagers do? Forrest Dump HAHAHAHAHAHAHAsorry. #RunForrestRun

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    If you know somebody who might be depressed, please PLEASE go up to them. Sometimes, just offering to listen could make all the difference.

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    HAHAHAHA GUYS GUYS. IF VIKTOR KRUM’S WIFE COMMITS SATI, WE COULD CALL HER KRUM JALI HAHAHAHAHA. (Send help)

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    Right now, Bal Thackeray is Schrödinger's Cat.

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    GODDAMNIT WHO DO I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH TO GET LAID AROUND HERE?

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    It’s a post-apocalyptic world in which I mistake a bird singing at my window for my phone ringing.

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    Hi, people who act all secretive about their mundane lives, you can rest assured. No one cares.

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    NO iOS, I DON'T WANT TO TWEET MY BROWSING HISTORY OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    Wondering if the 'girl' sending me a friend request on facebook saying we went to the same school knows I went to an all-boys school. :|

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    "Shortage of doctors? Let us delay all medical exam results for months on end by tying it up in litigation!" - India Logic.

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    The reason the medical profession is so stressful is that we don't get to yell 'I told you so! In your face!' to patients.

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  • Kantaap
      Etch @Kantaap

    While twisty top pens may claim moral victory, everyone really roots for the clicky top pens because, well, clickclickclickclickclickclick.

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