Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
The maid just yelled at somebody on the phone and called them a gadhachod.
I have a new best friend, guys.
I’m sorry but you don’t get to complain about your life until you’ve worked with people who pronounce “HIV +” as “heave pojiteew”.
Told a patient with a long standing infection that her fungal infection was so old, it was now AK Fungal. She didn't laugh.
I have made contact with a girl who used ‘njoy lyf :)’ IN HER CV.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PLEASE EVACUATE THE PLANET IN ORDERLY FASHION.
Every Indian student looking to study in the US just went ‘le bhencho, gaya visa’.
Hi. People who fold/tear/scribble on books that they've borrowed, kindly die. Thanks. Bye.
Just read ‘ashabhosle’ as ‘asshole’ and I’ve never been more proud of the way my mind works.
If you know somebody who might be depressed, please PLEASE go up to them. Sometimes, just offering to listen could make all the difference.
HAHAHAHA GUYS GUYS. IF VIKTOR KRUM’S WIFE COMMITS SATI, WE COULD CALL HER KRUM JALI HAHAHAHAHA. (Send help)
Right now, Bal Thackeray is Schrödinger's Cat.
GODDAMNIT WHO DO I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH TO GET LAID AROUND HERE?
It’s a post-apocalyptic world in which I mistake a bird singing at my window for my phone ringing.
Hi, people who act all secretive about their mundane lives, you can rest assured. No one cares.
NO iOS, I DON'T WANT TO TWEET MY BROWSING HISTORY OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Wondering if the 'girl' sending me a friend request on facebook saying we went to the same school knows I went to an all-boys school. :|
"Shortage of doctors? Let us delay all medical exam results for months on end by tying it up in litigation!" - India Logic.
The reason the medical profession is so stressful is that we don't get to yell 'I told you so! In your face!' to patients.
While twisty top pens may claim moral victory, everyone really roots for the clicky top pens because, well, clickclickclickclickclickclick.
Played doctor-doctor as a kid. Never stopped. McDreamy. Now with extra cheese.