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Enjoying one of the greatest privileges of adulthood.
You know the one.
Eating brownie batter that I have no intention of baking. Oh yeah.
You know the one.
Eating brownie batter that I have no intention of baking. Oh yeah.
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Punishing you guys for not thinking I'm funny by not sharing my wit.
Did I do what to my nose?
No way, that'd totally spite my face.
Did I do what to my nose?
No way, that'd totally spite my face.
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5.5 month old Baby just told me, with an emphatic cough and a hand over my mouth, that my garlic breath is not appreciated.
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If you drink enough of the fermented apple juice in the sippy cup you discover under the couch, it totally tastes like champagne.
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Instead of "NO!", 2 year old says "no thanks". To EVERYTHING. Proud of his manners but contrary is contrary and YES YOU WILL!!! (please)
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I may have to dress the 2yo as an octopus for Halloween, just so I can hear him say "apple-pus" all night.
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Been shushing the 2yo for the last 30 min so Baby can nap. I knock something over, and he shushes me. LOLing through the :,-(
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Surely I'm not really the only parent who will be glad when the kids are old enough to pick their own nose.
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Things to hide from the 2yo: knives, meds, pop-up Kleenex boxes, the good cookies, any longing for non-animated tv & dry clean only clothes.
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Synchronized pooping. Is that a thing? Cause my kids will totally win that event. Related: bring diapers. And medals.
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I cut my kids hair myself. When else do I get to hold them down & poke them in the head with sharp objects? Besides Torture Tuesdays I mean.
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Tried to bribe Baby to sleep longer w/a milk bottle spiked w/apple juice. He drank it, then stayed up anyway. My kid's a dirty cop.
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Potty training stickers saying "You're # 1!" is positive reinforcement.
"You're # 2!" seems a mixed message though.
"You're # 2!" seems a mixed message though.
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