@MeanMartini's (Miss Chris) recently faved Tweets...
I think I am gonna go for a walk, it's good for me. I think I'll pick up a pack of smokes, too. Those are even better for me.
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Passive aggressive is not me taking all the hot water. A fist to the balls is. Wanna see aggressive?
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Real or fake? My boobs have been umemployed for 25 years. Soon they'll get off their lazy sag and get a job.
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I wish my pen would turn into a weapon that would emit bursts of energy but also had the capability to form vortices in your fucking face.
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Boyfriend is signing up for Twitter. I won't be talking about my sex life anymore. Actually, I won't talk about my life at all on this acct.
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My boyfriend and I fight like brother and sister. Good thing he's white and I'm black or I would be suspicious.
No, you need better weed.
No, you need better weed.
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I don't know why everyone is talking about your mom like that. I think she is sweet, like crabmeat.
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