We got hunnies to my left, hunnies to my right, bring 'em both together we get funky all night #seniorretreat

Let's hope this ring stays on longer than Kim Kardashian's did... #JuniorRingceremony #marriedtoacademy

The offending object pic.twitter.com/JAzus6zZ8k

S/o to my amigos at Collegeboard for scheduling Spanish and Art History on the same day 💀

Little upset they didn't ask Jesuit's step team to perform...

So where do I apply to be Pope?

"Will it be two boys joining you this evening?" HAHAHAHA No...girls @_cdq

Alllll I want for Christmasss is Hugh #LesMis

The girl in front of me is sobbing and not sure what to do

"Debris"

So glad we finally got a class pet! 🐀

Happy birthday to the lovely @accevallos pic.twitter.com/uTvpC1e9

Good one review book #jokester http://t.co/FzLS2blF

Stop asking me where I want to go to college, I don't even know what I want for dinner #smalltalk

What kind of sick person signs a kid up to take the ACT in the middle of spring break?

Golden boy does it again #nopressure #congratsbrotherbear http://t.co/7tKOwfPc

On a scale of one to Caroline Dolan how traumatic was it?

It's never good when the workers at a Mexican restaurant refer to your dad as "The guy that requests Pitbull music" #pitiful

Just chugged a black coffee in under a minute... Happy Hunger Games indeed #nosleep

Yayaya Dominican Republic for the week!!! #missiontrips2012 #nerviosa