I have very little interest in the upcoming iOS 7 redesign, but if Apple doesn’t finally give us in-line contact photos I’m gonna lose my sh

Yahoo has the mullet of logos. It’s business in the serif and party in the “fun” inconsistent baseline.

Trump wanted us to know that even though Penn sold more ice cream and had a PERFECT two-season record, it was all about him dissing Trump.

LOL if you think last night’s Apprentice decision WASN’T personal. Trump made sure to mention what Penn said about him last time.

Didn’t realize tomorrow was the Xbox thing. I was wondering why people were so excited. What time is it?

The guy who played Booker DeWitt is the new Joker.

 http://m.ign.com/articles/2013/05/20/batman-arkham-origins-is-a-blast-from-the-past …

CNN anchor admits she lied “fact checking” Romney during the second presidential debate.

Romney was actually right.

 http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2013/05/19/CNN-s-Crowley-Admits-Obama-Didn-t-Call-Benghazi-a-Terror-Attack …

@stevestreza welcome to the club. it was the only food i’d had today except for lunch (at like 11am)

like, i was just shoveling food into my mouth with no regard for my safety or whatever. it was like ‘eff this get in my mouth right now’

its 2:10 AM which means its time for me to go make a sandwich oh man i seriously hope i dont puke up this ice cream JESFSD:LKFJSE:LKFJSFL:KE

Tonight was the third instance of the Mad Men writers adding a word to the show they knew would be edited right back out. Why even bother?

Don Draper on drugs is ALMOST as hilarious as Peter Bishop and Broyles tripping on LSD. Almost.

@stevestreza @evagiselle  http://twerkbreak.com/vine.co/v/b9bwitqqEZ3 …

I think the one thing we can all take away from tonight’s Celebrity Apprentice finale is DO NOT EAT A PINT OF ICE CREAM ALL AT ONCE

Mike Beasley, Hashtag Inventor

Welp, that’s it. Print the business cards.

Hey let me just point out that I started this hashtag. #swirtle pic.twitter.com/GscIQDQSSA

Wrong.

Starting a new service called Spoilr where I just post the end of movies and reality TV shows in the hopes that Yahoo! buys me.

@stevestreza oh I thought you were watching a live stream from someone on the best coast

my gosh NBC just used the OLD TWITTER BIRD on their lower third graphic.