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Bloody spit up is scary, until I realize the blood came from my nipples, then it's scarier, 'cause my poor boobies are bleeding.
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@mathcat345 Up and about? I'm trying to be sitting on my duff, but it only works so long. Feeling fine aside from my nipples and who-ha.
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You'd think huge breasts would be good for feeding a baby.
You'd think.
Um, I think there is a baby under this thing.
You'd think.
Um, I think there is a baby under this thing.
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@katherinecm Nope, it's our norm. Only violence has been escalating, and I can't stay awake listening for doors opening. Alarm = sleep.
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You know what's fun about having a mentally ill family member?
Shopping for interior door alarms.
Whee! No surprise attacks!
Shopping for interior door alarms.
Whee! No surprise attacks!
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Contractions worth timing from noonish yesterday, water broke in the bathtub about 6pm, big baby girl born just after 10pm. We're efficient.
If I were in a movie, this baby would have been born already. Seriously, can't we condense labor into one 20 minute comedy scene?
I fell asleep with my contraction timer app on.
I would kill if I had a 2,275 second long contraction. The math alone would cause murder!
I would kill if I had a 2,275 second long contraction. The math alone would cause murder!
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I'm all excited to tell my husband that I'm losing my mucus plug, but my parents are here, so I texted him.
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