Most men would agree it is possible to get high off the smell of a woman's hair.

Your voice unties knots in my mind.

If your boyfriend cheats on you,fuck his dad.

You love me now. The moment I say something that cuts deep,or hits too close to home you'll drop me. People are cowardly like that.

I think it's very possible to want to be heard and still not care if people listen.

Hi. I'm your therapist. My name is,Dr. Twitter. Sit down.You'll probably get confused. After that you'll stay longer and longer each visit.

Does Twitter on Sunday count as church? Let us tweet. *bows head*

Miss the days when Bic lighters had the candle to blowtorch setting in the back.

I'm always a bit jealous I can't hold my arms to the sky as long as trees can.

Gentlemen. It's your duty to fuck your woman in a place where there is an extremely high risk of being seen,or arrested. Supernova orgasm.

DJ Christ died for your spins.

Liars deserve a far worse death than thieves.

I need you to do two things for me. I need you to hear me out. Then I need you to come bail me out.

If twitter is boring it's because of you,not someone else. Stop looking to excuse your lack of imagination.

I'm reading and starring shit and also rt. That's called doing to others what I want done to me. Some of you need to learn that shit.

Ever go to a party and just randomly ejaculate all over phones and car keys?

If you get caught in a graveyard with condoms,and you're alone,you'll have some serious explaining to do.

Twitter fucks you silly,causes you to lose sleep,takes you for granted and you still keep coming back. You're twitter's bitch.

She whispered in my ears! "I want you to paint my eyes shut with your cum!" I whispered "Wait until we get out of church!"

Let's be discrete with our public sex.