Oh dear…Emergency vehicles at McDonalds. The McRib has claimed another victim.

I want to have coffee outside but I dont want to put on a bra. I mean, hey, I DID put on some pants, now a bra too?

I'm living proof that you can take the girl out of the trailer park…and she'll just run right back in again.

Hooray…It's that time of year—they've finally collected enough snouts & anuses to make a ginormous batch of #McRib patties!

"Offensive" is subjective.

My self-esteem and self-worth are circling the drain…so I'm going to Walmart.

I just want to thank each and every one of you for not being "too good" to follow me. It means a lot :-D

Sometimes "funny" blog posts go from "LOL" to "WTF" when they are translated from one language to another. Oh well.

My short-term memory is stored on the Twitter servers.

My giant coffee mug fell and broke. I'm devastated, and lost all momentum I had for a productive evening.

My Twitter app keeps crashing under the weight of the awesomeness of my followers!

Just realized that Facebook is a lot like having basic cable. Lots of channels, nothing worth looking at.

I'm not suffering from insomnia…I'm enjoying every minute of it! Seriously…

People will do in a group things they ordinarily would never do on their own. Mobs, riots…#canucksriot

People with #Aspergers Syndrome love information!
RT if you're #Aspie!

Used to wish for the day I could afford to buy furniture I didn't have to assemble myself…still wishing.
Me vs Ikea chair in 3…2…1…dingding!

#Asperger syndrome is not a disease or a defect, but rather a set of differences. #Aspie #tryingtounderstand

I'm now convinced that Walmart has that screaming baby on looping soundtrack.

I just "liked" BaconLube on Facebook. I suck.

Question is, in the morning will I regret what I have done on this this Saturday-night-pre-Halloween star, RT, and follow binge?