Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
I just tried on a style of Spanx that made me look like a pot bellied man in an old timey bathing suit.
Don't think of it as a fat pussy, think of it as a fur trimmed hoodie for your dick. #cozy
I shaved my pussy so the regrowth will be the perfect length on NYE...hopefully someone's resolution is to start humping fatsos.
"50 Shades of Grey" is the description of the pubic hair of all the women who read that shit.
No, I won't send you a picture of my pussy; I have a hard enough time making my face look thin in photos.
The plumber that worked at my house today was so HOT that my fantasies about him didn't even include me so as not to ruin it.
I have an actual "Uncle Tom" in my family, but he sold out to Christianity not Duke.
Never understood the "Not tonight, I have a headache." excuse for not having sex. The only one I've used is "No, you're wife might hear us."
9 years ago today we saw Janet's boob.
I'm sure your your tweets would be hilarious if I knew anything about politics, literature, comic books, history, wrestling...
My nephew has a loose tooth and a loose Aunt.
I'm dying my hair and a little on the inside as well.
I feel very "8 mile" right now; vomit on my shirt already.
I used to grow a beard. Cliché I know, but true. Fat Chicks Need Love Too. Sharon Barragan