Sometimes, I like to tweet like @sirhcyoung. Here is my Chris Young tweet of the day: Cricketz b chirp'n

“@uberfacts The Pokémon Hitmonlee and Hitmonchan are based on Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan.” duh

Hey @weirdhorse, I don't care what anyone says. You're the best account on twitter

I need a massage and a lortab

That moment at the end of bus rides when everyones phone is dying @academy_probs

Panera is just a hipster Subway

Just had a random guy come up to me in South Carolina and scream Hail State. The Dawgs run deep @mstatebb

#HAILRENFROE

North Hall ain't ready for me and @cowalibee

Omg roomie luv @cowalibee #MSU #nohomo  http://instagram.com/p/YEd0_7oEHy/ 

Shoutout to this guy RIDING A UNICYCLE DOWN THE ROAD IN THE RAIN pic.twitter.com/BaAV6MbLaj

TIME FOR PROM  https://vine.co/v/bjpHQdu02z2 

Me and @lauraaustin_ are dating but she doesn't know it yet

Quiz Bowl thuggin this morning

My favorite thing about Dollar General is that I can walk in there looking like hell and know that I'll see someone who looks MUCH worse

Just rolled through the metropolis of Macon, Mississippi

It annoys me that Obama says the word Pakistan like "Pok-istan". This is 'Merica. Learn to pronounce your foreign words

"COME AT ME BRO"-Romney *drops mic*

"Make the beat and murder it, Casey Anthony"- Childish Gambino #sick

"THEY'RE LATE"- Tony the Teacher, calling out students on their tardiness