Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's puppy lipstick.

Ladies holla at my girl @theparty420 and @forgirlsonly for the latest adult toys and valentine❤gifts. She's got the goods! #yaheard

@theparty420 how come there is always a drought around harvest time? I've noticed this trend throughout the years. #legalizeit #NORML

An un-American response to the Oslo attack http://t.co/TSgYqCy statistically ur more likely to die from peanut allergies #falseflag #rights

I tell ya, trying not to be a fuck up is a full time job.

FYI the more i see the phrase "nom nom" the more depressed I become about American lexion. #justsayin

@theparty420 I don't get into trouble I make trouble.

Sunsets used to be beautiful. http://t.co/e8ZSArc8

@jason8usmc yeah here's a campaign promise! @barackobama campaigns to close GITMO signs bill that allows indefinite detention #NDAA

Took my kids shopping today, its like an exercise in how well I can suppress my desire to leave one at the dept. store. #problemChild

@wnzmtc can't get more "cronk" than you did last night Sherlock Holmes!

Best thing about a stoner party, no hangover in the morning. #wakeAndBake bitches!

Don't ya just love it when someone sends naughty pics to you while you're at work. #LoveMyLife

@newtglngrlch who led the charge against @pimpbillclinton in the 90's for infidelity, gets the #scprimary #Christian vote? #irony #tcot

@theparty420 put it between your tits or something to keep it warm. #stonertricks, just don't spill it #goodLuck

“@foreverimmature: That awkward moment when you run over your own banana on Mario kart” @theparty420 LOL

Wake and Bake!

Rise and shine! Think I'll go to church..........nah lazing in the bed sounds much more enticing. #heathen

Y do those cheap lighters have +&- as their settings? It should be - or extreme crack lighter!! I burning what little hair I have left.

#ff @dank1012 por que ello es mi hermano de la leche😳