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Sometimes <3 doesn't adequately express the measure of one's sentiment. This is why I use <4, or even a <5 or a <6 to say how I truly feel
You have my undivided continuous partial attention.
Dammit all. I accidentally starred one of my own tweets and it won't unstar. This is just like the time I got caught masturbating with glue
Does your conspicuous zeal have your friends down? Ask your doctor if an anti-impressant is right for you.
I miss the days when covering your eyes would make you invisible.
Cuddling up in a nice warm blanket statement.
When I was a boy, Paul was my favorite. As a teenager, it was John. Now as an adult, it's George. I need to be euthanized before it's Ringo.
The opposite of chocolate is not white chocolate. It's brussel sprouts.
It's all fun and games until the ATM machine asks if you'd like post an update to your wall.
If one more person condescends to me, I'm throwing myself down on the floor and crying about it.
If you don't make some sacrifices, life will make some for you.
I was going to give up being so cerebral for Lent, but then I thought some more about it.
I'm sorry if It smells bad in here. I was being a little fecetious
I can never remember, where do you put the comma in air quotes?
♫ When you click upon a star, your memes come true ♫
Cleverness out of imagination is novelty. Cleverness under pressure: that's ingeniuity. One soothes ills, the other pays bills.
Some people like to shout into the ether. I prefer to inhale it.
This walking to Arby's is some great cardio.
My wife is suing Apple for having a patent on my attention.
What scares us the most about artificial intelligence is not the prospect that the machines could have a soul, but that we do not.
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