Look at that...My hands fit perfectly around your neck

Just so you know, huge pieces of wood under your fingernail hurt when they go in.
Makes you piss your pants when you pull them out.
Trust me

@kungfuboobs
That is just funny!!! http://t.co/sWPoipYl

@_dieselpower_ pic.twitter.com/DiPqUz88

I think that Fatheads whole goal in life is to make the most annoying fucking commercials ever made!!!

I refuse to tell you what I'm thankful for

Damn vegans http://t.co/s5RGp4s8

@saraespivey you are one hell of a woman!!!

I think I am in love

Do you think that Vince ever used the Slap Chop to cut his cocaine?

Putting the 6.0 through hell for the next 225 miles!!!

@_dieselpower_ @fordbitch1 @fordtoughlovin @fordgirltough pic.twitter.com/bWwhGxPj3T

Ladies, when you say "Ima do me", you know what us guys think, right?

@_dieselpower_ 03 F-350, 6.0 pic.twitter.com/PoVyYcVl

Wowzers, lots of shit talking, name calling and belittling on twitter today.

This is fucking awesome, I live twitter!

Text from the wife: I just bought lots of beer!

That's what I'm talkin about!!!

Look at all the cool shit that people without a Twitter account are missing out on when they take a dump

“@_collegehumor_: My life is a bunch of "it seemed like a good idea at the time" moments”
This sounds like @askilly21 & @rachelree11

To you people that let your dogs bark nonstop all day long while you're home


FUCK YOU!!!

@_dieselpower_
After pic.twitter.com/LgP5nK5N

@lacticstatic
It's amazing the attitude change after a wooden spoon was broke over my ass

@shaunnicolas @iphoneteam Lifeproof is where it's at