Some stereotypes are true. White people can't dance. There. I said it.

Just bought myself a new pack of white socks, so yeah, I'm balling pretty hard right now.

<insert Star Wars joke here>

You can't trick me,.ginger chick. My momma told me that white women are the devil.

my safe word is kumquat

If there is a feeling better than knowing you're unequivocally better than someone, I haven't found it yet.

THIS IS A SUBTWEET! don't ball harder than your bank account can support. END OF SUBTWEET

Recruiter taking me out for drinks? Yup, dubya is no longer cool to drive.

I'd like to thank the asshole who's eating Bacon, eggs with cheese, and waffles next to me at 5:03PM. Dick.

New co-worker asked what my twitter handle is.....I told him we either have to be friends, or i have to kill him afterwards.

"All fighters are idiots" uh...do you really think the person who figured out how to make more in 15 minutes than you all year is dumb?

I'm thinking about being the first black pastry chef, in space.

a dude with a brohawk with a tapout shirt on! Is this heaven?

I can't talk about being fake, though. I'm actually a 13 year old girl named Yumiko.

Just deleted my Facebook because white women.

It smells and feels like California beach weather in Tempe right now

Friend zoning bitches like it's going out of style

Drunk me wants to get support me in trouble, clearly.

Muay Thai and Lifting done. Time to clean the house...

...although, I've only been twice this week, so what do i know?