Cannot recommend @birbigs movie, "Sleepwalk w/Me" enough. Only place in #CLE showing it is @cedarleetheatre. Have a beer; watch a movie!

Emails Between Siblings -  http://tmblr.co/ZmUd3uiqrXue 

I made it weird with @peteholmes, and life was good. pic.twitter.com/ZIbtbLNF5d

I cannot understand why EVERY picture I take with my nice Lumix turns out unsalvageably blurry, even with a monopod to stabilize! Argh!

The ONLY thing to touch these greasy, grody cabinets is #Method all-purpose cleanser and a chip brush for as abrasion.

Bee stamp for The Apiary arrived today, with a handwritten, personalized note. @lushprints has a customer for life! pic.twitter.com/vSOQYgtKJP

Someone bring me Joe-Joe's? I'm in withdrawal.

Is anyone aware of an effective program to kick #TraderJoes vanilla Joe-Joe's sandwich cookies?

Charlie and I just got the keys to our first house, I think this @twhiddleston gif is quite appropriate, no?  http://bit.ly/ZCZhlJ 

Liquor before beer, never fear; beer before bed, breath smells like the dead.

@ericapitchford Girl, he doesn't have to know they even existed....

Awake for the day to roll to my 29th year on this planet. I'm lucky for health and friendship. I'm lucky enough. :)

Fixed the RSS subscription for  http://styckywycket.com . Here it is:  http://styckywycket.squarespace.com/blog?format=rss 

My bad on the confusion.

StyckyWycket subscribers, update your RSS feeds with this link:  http://ow.ly/gwsdw 

Adjective, not gerund. ;) RT @danp341: That's his middle name?!? // @styckywycket: Paul Fucking McCartney.

"@danp341: [ ...] 6 TO 10 INCHES POSSIBLE! Everybody play Bing Crosby's "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"!” pic.twitter.com/mpUcWyNC

I would like the record to show that I hold @danp341 solely responsible for CLE Snowpocalypse 2012. He wished for this on Monday, you guys.

You don't fold your laundry. RT @beni_1986: I do it this way too!! RT @smosier: t-shirt folding video [...] FEAB #9.  http://flpbd.it/3PPk2 

Ugh, getting on social media today was a huge friggin' mistake.

This election is like interviewing two job candidates you know you'll eventually find stealing your office supplies.