SANDUSKY SHOULDA BOUNCED TO MEXICO AND GOT A SEX CHANGE B THAT NIGGA ASSHOLE BOUT TO GET BLOWN OUT LIKE THE BOBCATS

YO PRETTY BITCHES THINK THEY CAN JUST FART CUZ NIGGAS WOULD NEVER SUSPECT IT. I SEEN U CHANGE UR STANCE B. I SEE THE RELIEF ON UR FACIAL MA.

DRAKE ONLY WENT TO THE 3RD MOST PRESTIGIOUS SCHOOL IN CANADA B. HE CAME UP THRU THE STRUGGLE NAHMEAN RESPECT THAT MAN

WHITE PPL YELP REVIEWS BE HAVING PLOT TWISTS & SHIT

IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO DRUGS DON'T DO DRUGS B. FOR EXAMPLE IF YOU GET SO HIGH YOU EAT A NIGGAS FACE YOU DOIN IT WRONG.

U FEEL ME HE HAD TO AUDITION LIKE 4 X'S TO GET THE DEGRASSI PART B HE ALMOST AIN'T GET IT, U NIGGAS DON'T KNO NOTHIN BOUT STRESSIN CALLBACKS

KOBE HANDIN OUT DEATH STARES LIKE THAT SHIT IS A STAT

3) BITCHES ARE MISERABLE. OR TOO HAPPY. Y'ALL NEVER "JUST CHILLIN" YOU EITHER HATE ALL HUMANS OR ARE OVERWHELMED BY THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD.

EASIEST WAY TO PISS OFF WHITE PEOPLE: BE LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT B?" WHEN A BEATLES SONG COMES ON.

"KIM JONG IL DIED LETS GO HIKING THROUGH NORTH KOREA!" - WHITE PEOPLE

IF YOU A DUDE AND YOUR TWEETS ARE "PROTECTED" YOU A HOE ASS NIGGA.

THE NIGGA FROM VAMPIRE WEEKEND FOLLOWS ME ON HERE *PREPARES TO DROWN IN WHITE PUSSY*

FUCK RAP THO JUHEARD pic.twitter.com/LJiPufC982

LUPE FIASSHOLE BE SITTING INDIAN STYLE ON THE FLOOR OF THE MANGA SECTION IN BARNES & NOBLE CHUCKLING TO HISSELF ADJUSTING HIS GLASSES B

IF ANYBODY WANTS TO BOOK ME ON A FOX NEWS SHOW I'LL SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA EVERY CORRESPONDENT ON SET I PROMISE

EARLY MORNING BASKETBALL CONVERSATION W MY NIGGA @rican_havoc pic.twitter.com/MNp6Dtyw

IF SHORTY COMES TO STAY AT YA CRIB CUZ SHE'S SCARED OF THE STORM & YOU DON'T GET ANY PUSSY YOU WILL NEVER MOISTURIZE UR PP IN HER BAGINA B

FANKYEW! I WANNA FANK MOY MUM! MUM YEW GUHL DEET GOOD INNIT FANKYEW FANKYEW TO WICK WUBIN FOWA TEACHIN ME ABOTE QUOELITYCANTROL FANK FANK FA

DOGGIE IM SO HIGH IM SITTIN IN MY RECLINER AMD I THOUGHT I WAS IN A LINCOLN ON CRUISE CONTROL.

*GIVES THE INTERNET A KISS ON THE FOREHEAD*