@rkwilde99 Mein Penis ist toll und mein Lineal funktioniert bestens.

I like dubstep.

I was also told that I have an aura of trustworthiness and that I should have become I psychologist. Heard that many times before.

Seriously, WHAT's WITH ALL THE BIRDS??

The world's so quiet without music ...

Oh, if the world ends this Friday, I will die without ever having had sex on the Eiffel tower. Sad story.

I hate Apple. They stopped being innovative and now they're only trying to stop others from being innovative. Plus they're arrogant.

The ones we find too childish and immature may as well be the ones that could teach us the most. Sometimes.

Why is my full name important? Why is my face important? I exist. I write. I share my thoughts and feelings. That ought to be enough.

Huh. You unfollow about 20-30 people and suddenly the whole TL gets so much cleaner.

"I am titaaaaniiiiiiuuuuuuuuuumm!!"

#50factsaboutme 1) I'm awesome. 2) Here are my songs: http://t.co/Q14Ih2Ty 3) I'm on Facebook: http://t.co/QW6u7c3L 4) That's all.

He survived. Good. Could we now please talk about more important stuff?

#ff me cause I'm awesome.

Sometimes you just wanna tweet BLABLABLA. But you don't. Because you already said that. You know the feeling.

Typical Facebook post and response: "Like in 3 seconds if y..." "NO, I WON'T!!!"

Yes, it's true. @kostadamus favs my stuff. Because I'm cool. I'm very cool indeed.

@salzblut Geht klar.

@sam, @maikelovesmusic, @einwechselbalg, @polarmeise, @plunderkerze Make me famous! http://t.co/alKCSQC0

RAIN!!