Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
strange people on twitter. that's why I'm here.
What women have taught me:
1) I’m wrong.
Before you post another Facebook picture, ask yourself “Will my future grandkids think I’m a fucking idiot?”
Everybody is watching game of thrones.
Meanwhile I'm going to break into their cars.
I don't dream about you anymore.
Occasionally I drink about you.
So there's that.
;) = “Just kidding.”
;( = “You got cum in my eye.”
Twitter proves there are a lot of ugly people out there.
I don't understand why women waste good money on bronzer when Cheetos dust exists
This is the best day of my life.
Whoreders: Buried Alive, In Dicks
Tell me you'll love me forever then leave me the fuck alone.
Only 365 shopping days till next Christmas
Gonna get high as Rudolf's balls
Is there a Shame Eraser for your entire life?
Sext: Stop or I'll shoot
I'm not flirting with you, this is just how I talk to people I like and want to fuck sometime
Sarcastically & Metaphorically Tom. A perfectly cromulent sentence. #AttemptedScreenwriter