Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
The only thing I want written on my tombstone is "I'm standing right behind you."
I'm hoping my see through white shirt will distract everyone from the fact I'm not wearing make-up today
I guess if you're buying lottery tickets with dimes and nickels it's safe to say you've made a lifetime of bad decisions.
If it wasn't for sex, I would have quit being a grown-up a long time ago.
You're never too old to get laid in a car.
I found out yesterday if you give a 3 year old boy a water gun, he'll squirt your boobs.
So apparently washing machine riding should be done in the privacy of your own home.
I just found out that I can drive and have an orgasm without touching myself.
I forgot where I was going but it's all good.
I just had a three year old boy put a crayon in my cleavage and wink at me. Really!?! You guys start that young!
Having my phone on vibrate and in my pocket has made getting star fucked a lot more enjoyable.
I'm learning how to be the lead character in my life.
I was dreaming I was eating a banana split and woke up just when I was gonna swallow.
My superpower is driving backwards and not hitting anything.
My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out.
I'm slowly becoming the person I used to be and I have to say it is nice to see her again.
I thought the cable guy was here to disconnect so I showed him my boobs. I was wrong......my bad.
I'm gonna find out if orgasms are really the best cure for a headache.
My biggest fear is one day stepping out of the shower and seeing the old, naked lady from The Shining in the mirror.
I gave up on my dream of getting laid under the Christmas tree and took it down yesterday.
I die a little inside knowing there's no one here to see my sexy panties.