Favstar wird sogar noch besser, wenn du dich anmeldest.
I am completely mesmerized by my cleavage today. I'm not gonna get any work done.
My crippling anxiety is really cutting into my Twitter time.
I admire the confidence of people who are able to step on an escalator without a moment's pause.
I saw a lady on TV getting her forearms waxed. Is this a thing now? Do I have to wax my forearms? I'm so tired.
I called someone a "suave jackass" yesterday. Nothing that happens today will top that moment.
No joke, I'm wearing a pair of cargo jorts today and I look good, you jerks!
Sometimes, when I wash my hands after using the bathroom, I wash all the way up to my elbows like a doctor. Makes me feel important.
My 16 y/o nephew was shocked to find out I was on Twitter & said, "Why are you in Twitter? No other 40 year olds are on Twitter." I'm 33. :(