@robdelaney Twitter synergy: http://t.co/FYWUIbdY

Step 1: Search the App Store for “insta”

Step 2: Cry

That @marcoarment is really a trendsetter…

You think correlation and causation aren't the same thing, but have you ever seen them at the same place at the same time?

@anildash this is actually what Color is pivoting to.

@daniel_immke @gruber “sent from my $20 Twitter client.”

@wilshipley Mr. Fantastic feels that joke was a bit of a stretch.

@instapaper FINALLY

Acrimony, animosity and name-calling have no place in any decent teachers classroom, yet many in Ed reform debates forget basic compassion.

@wilshipley I Joseph Gordon-LOVE IT. You HATHAWAY with words.

@marcoarment they’ve been strengthened by eating your coffee grounds.

I’m thinking of going as sexy @anildash for Halloween. Can anyone help me get some Twitter favorites for my costume?

@glennf Don’t worry, be API.

German police fired 85 bullets in all of 2011.

LAPD fired 90 bullets at one unarmed 19-year old.

Otters who look like Benedict Cumberbatch: http://t.co/6sMD2ggJ

@justinw http://t.co/cMhmtRq

So, @simplify takes customer service to a different level: pic.twitter.com/Z00bdADy7P

My biggest concern: Joe Biden will give himself an aneurism trying to stifle the word "bullshit" from escaping his lips.

@jblanton I worry about what would happen to you if there was a lite beer called "Nitti Lite."

@pixelmator I have now bought your software through digital download, CD, and App Store. A few more and it'll be a fair price for your app.

David Brooks writes the “The Empirical Kids," generalizes about an entire generation from an individual. ✔+ for ironic use of "empirical."