Still sober. Great day at work. Starting to actually like North Dakota. Enjoying life. I must have a massive brain bleed.

@tweeterread annoying orange?

@karakazoo a dog with 3 legs walks into a bar. Says i'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

@i_am_ozma I don't do fb either, but I heard they are posting instagrams of breakfast now.

@tinamav that's my day exactly today.

@insidemissemily can't read ink on your arm. I'd bet a lot that's it's cool. Twitter ppl. That's how we roll.

@crimesonnet just not on sat.

@tripleunderhook @insidemissemily Kohls. you need to keep up with us here.

@insidemissemily dam you...you let the cat out of the bag. shhhh :)

@crimesonnet me too. I just throw up.

@tinamav spread the word! You are right on! i'm having a train wreck day. And i'm still nice to ppl.

@leforti38 don't ask. I know. You don't want to.

@luvmyadhd hey I used toilet paper. Don't be so judgmental.

Thank you. The trees are fiberglass. The polar snow and cold is still here and quite real sadly.

@tweeterread I had to follow you. I like snarky writers. And living seconds from certain death. You are a win win thingy.

@tweeterread well yeah. There's that. I need to start running marathons. U can't burn or punch what u can't outrun. Just sayin.

@buonasahra Pfisor is making meds for this guy as we speak.

@i_am_ozma thats cool. Now please dont ask for tons of snow every day, although I've seen fat squirrles. Were in for it this winter. Yessss

@whocuppedmycake better hurry, someone may want to tear it down to make a parking lot. #popreferences

@i_am_ozma love your tweets, miss ya when your away. Dam miss me when away too. Everyone should not do the away thing.