“@gingerproblems: Gingers: Because someone had to have brains AND beauty. #GingerSolutions”

“@extragrumpycat: Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice. Except Chris Brown.”

“@extragrumpycat: Am I on twitter? Hell yeah. Did I text back? Fuck no. Did I see your subtweet? Surely did. Do I give a fuck? Fuck no.” 😂😂😂

“@uberfacts: Giving birth is the second most painful thing a human can experience - The first is being burned alive.” That's promising 😳 wtf

“@ohdearoomf: I wish I could wake up next to #oomf every morning.”

"@frankoceaan: Stay faithful or stay single."”

“@allknowa: We all know a crazy chick named Courtney” 😒 haha. Oh...

“@allknowa: We all know a cool kid named Larry” my dad. NOT.

Went 13 days without putting any gas in my truck! 👍👍👍 #new record

“@funnyjokebook: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, yhuuu typpee lyke diz, use spell check maybe?”

“@funnyjokebook: 50% of people learn from their mistakes, the other 50% keep making the mistake over and over again.”

51 days till Crisfield boat docking! Can you tell I'm excited?! 😁

My truck needs a serious cleaning!! Someone come do it for me 😊

Chesapeake is giving me an iPad to use for next semester for one of my classes!! Say whatttttrtt

Ready to say forget it and go hang out with different people tonight.

If its on twitter, it's everyone's business.

This weather really makes me wanna play soccer!! Anyone wanna play tomorrow?! ⚽

@tynijaeayonna thank you so much!!!i will :)

@regannn8xoxo hahah

A guy with tattoos >>>