#AskEdM Hi Ed, as Prime Minister, how would you handle the Kobayashi-Maru situation?

Amazing stat I just heard on the BBC: we've sold 2.5 million tickets for the #Paralympics - Beijing sold just 150,000.

I think we can stop calling them 'flat screen TVs' now. 'TVs' will do just fine.

"I haven't been this disappointed since Shrek 2" - Martin Brundle on Schumacher going out #F1

.@meesj The Michael Jackson statue looks like it was designed by someone who creates Happy Meal toys.

This week, I gave up buying the Guardian and switched to The Times. @guidofawkes is responsible for that.

@fieldproducer Odd that people complaining about GP going ahead in Bahrain were so quiet when it went ahead in China. What's the difference?

#truth RT @simonnricketts: Keeping Britain Alive: The NHS in a Day - on BBC2 now. Consistently brilliant documentary-making.

@niallpaterson So if the coalition powers recognised the Libyan Republic, they could supply it with arms without breaching 1970.

PROCRASTURBATION: masturbating when you really should be doing something else.

This really is brilliantly observed... RT: @buzzfeed: 21 Brilliant British People Problems  http://bzfd.it/Uvzlq4 

Don't forget, if you're #Yes2AV you vote tomorrow, if you're #No2AV you vote Friday :) #heretohelp

@iamjamesward RT @peterbradshaw1: I think you'll find, Best Western Hotels, that it's called a "pencil" http://t.co/BvYekNsq

@sharapovanovic Can I get a RT to help encourage @mutuamadridopen @eurosportuktv and @wta to work together and televise Vika v Ana?

Why can't I get insomnia in the middle of the afternoon?

Everyone working at the Fukushima plant is a hero. That's real, selfless, face-your-own-mortality stuff.

The worst thing about Jeremy Kyle USA is when he says "We have a saying in England..." then goes on to say something that isn't a saying.

@jidf @justmefi @thejewess @proud2bejew @israelrightgirl G-d bless you all. You're such an inspiration to this B'nei Noach =)

@simonnricketts On the subject of PCCs, this guy is "experienced with multi-pound budgets" pic.twitter.com/APtOvZqg

I'VE GOT THE #OLYMPICS ISSUE OF THE RADIO TIMES! :D