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Steven Tyler suffered head and neck injuries falling off a stage in SD.
He probably should have walked THAT way.
He probably should have walked THAT way.
I know I've had enough to drink when I suddenly know everyone's middle name and it's "Motherfucking."
Co-worker: hard to believe it's October already
Me: not if you look at a calendar at least once a month
Small talk skills.
I have them.
Me: not if you look at a calendar at least once a month
Small talk skills.
I have them.
Every time it displays ENJOY YOUR MEAL, I expect the microwave oven to insert quotes around the last word.
For 2 months I've been using my iPhone without screen protection
Today, the period key stopped working and every minus I type comes up '+'
Today, the period key stopped working and every minus I type comes up '+'
The most important lesson I've learned from 25 years of commuting to Boston is this:
The road to Hell is paved.
The road to Hell is paved.
HELP!
It's a gang of newly indoctrinated 11 year old socialists at my library trying to learn stuff.
OMG!
One wants to be an engineer!
It's a gang of newly indoctrinated 11 year old socialists at my library trying to learn stuff.
OMG!
One wants to be an engineer!
Our marriage has matured to the point where the phrase "bring it" only refers to my wallet.
Don't even ask about "I'm coming."
Don't even ask about "I'm coming."
Daily, as I leave, my wife tells me to "have fun storming the castle." I don't have the heart to tell her I'm only a software engineer.
Learned by spending the day shopping with fashion designer wife:
Purple is the new black.
Ruffles are in.
My testicles are now ovaries.
Purple is the new black.
Ruffles are in.
My testicles are now ovaries.
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